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ManGod
Battlin' femnazis, hippies, Jews, homos, Reptilians, and other lamers.

Saturday, July 6, 2013

How to deal with Western woman during this time of Reptilian crisis: Part 1 of 56

Some tips to help the Western Aryan man deal with the Western Aryan Woman.  We can't save the Western Aryan civilization unless we pump out those infants.

1) The ability to crush your enemies quickly, efficiently, and with extreme prejudice. 

Women like to feel safe.  A man who can completely demolition his enemies is the one who makes her feel safe.

2) Take control in all interactions.

Whether it’s driving or ordering food you should be take the lead in making the decisions.

3) Approve her hatred of other females.

Women like to tear each other down.  Support her hatred by agreeing with her assessments of other women.  She will view you as an ally in her fight against her enemies; who more often that not are also her female friends.

4) Don’t sleep with her friends (unless her friend is hotter).

As difficult as it may be to not sleep with her friends you should struggle successfully against the urge to plow unknown, fertile fields.  Women rate each other in all aspects of life and rank each accordingly.   In the struggle for supremacy within their group of friends women will try to one up each other in every way.  To sleep with a higher ranking friend’s boyfriend is considered a mighty blow to her superior.

If her friends are not throwing themselves at you, the reason is obvious: your girlfriend is low in the group’s ranking.  You must cut all ties with her and burn any of her belongings she has left at your home.  Do not respond to any of her calls.  Walk away if she approaches you in public.   You foolishly accepted a lowly female and this has shamed you.  To be rid of the shame you should pretend it never happened and start anew.

5) Don’t talk much.

Real men only talk when there is something important to say.  Mindless chatter is the realm of women.  Men who enter this realm are sailing a rudderless ship under a starless night.  The fool who chooses to sail into this abyss is not worthy of our sympathy.  Women’s mindless chatter can not be navigated and is infested with terrible monsters.  The creature known as “what do you mean by that?” will rise from the ocean depths, creep upon your ship, and slaughter your crew one by one until you are left alone, confused, disoriented and sleeping on the couch.

6) Chip away at her self esteem.

Women are truly comfortable with themselves when they are not comfortable with themselves.

“Does this dress make me look fat?”

Wrong answer: “No.”

Correct answer: “You have a few pounds you can lose.”

The first does not motivate her to keep on guard against gaining weight.  The second response motivates her to be ever watchful.

7)  Do not cry (except with blood).

Women do not respect men who cry.  Crying is a sign of weakness and although a woman might pretend to understand your sorrow you will lose esteem in her eyes.

If you must cry, cry with blood.  Like the warrior Huns who made kings and emperors tremble in fear, you must slash your cheeks with a knife and bleed tears of blood.

8) Learn to tune women out.

Many a man has gone insane from listening to women’s mindless chatter.  Learn to tune them out by only allowing key words to filter through to you.  This is not as difficult as it first appears.  Make a list of words you feel are important: bills, car, etc. Read them to yourself a thousand times each.  When she’s babbling mindlessly on and on all you’ll hear are the key words which will allow you to shift your focus away from what you’re doing or thinking, which is no doubt totally awesome and manly, to pay attention to something worth listening.

Example:

“Blah Blah Blah Blah car…” Ah, car!  Now you should listen… “The car is making a weird sound.  I’m a woman and I know nothing about cars.  You, being the manly man that you are, know much about cars.  Please help me in my time of need..”  That was worth listening.

9) Take up smoking and say profound thoughts as the cigarette hangs from your lip.

There is nothing a woman likes more than a man who lets a cigarette hang off his lip except for a man who says profound thoughts while a cigarette hangs from his lip.

Example: Lean against a lamp post for hours until an attractive woman asks you what you’re doing.

Woman: “Watcha doin’?”

You: “Just lookin’ down the road?”

Woman: “What for?”

You: “Wondering where it goes…”

Woman: “It goes to the next town.”

You: “My road is rough and rugged.  It's the road less traveled.  The road of mystery and danger.  Will I tame this road or will the road destroy me?”

Woman: "Have my baby."

10) Lift and throw large rocks.

I can not stress enough the importance of lifting a large rock and throwing it as far as possible.  Women will over look all your faults the larger the rock and the further you throw it.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Who are the Greys and what do they want?

There are many beliefs about the Greys.  That they are aliens in space suits.  That they are robots sent by other beings to monitor us.  That they mean us harm.  That their intentions are good.  That they are observers.  That they take an active part in human affairs.  That they… the list goes on.

Here is the truth with not one bit of dramatic superficiality: the Greys are deformed Asian midgets in space suits.  

Take a moment to ask yourself if you have ever seen a deformed Asian midget.  You haven’t. 

Asians are not natural to our dimension.  They come from a world where everything is slanted and cheaply made.  Despite being naturally inferior to the Aryan man they stumbled upon technology that allows them to shift dimensions.  They have been sending members of their Earth to our own for generations.  It’s why despite having a weak sexual drive there are so many Asians.

In their dimension deformed Asian midgets dominate the political landscape.  They watch over their kindred spirits in dimension hopping space ships.  Rarely ever do they partake in our activities on Earth… until now.  In the last century they began anally probing Aryan men who live in the middle of nowhere.  There is reason behind their perverted behavior.  Now that we can travel across the globe more easily the Aryan has more opportunities to impressed the Asian female with his masculinity to the disadvantage of the effeminate Asian male.  This has caused their Asian midget over lords to, as they say, “chimp out.”  The consequences have been dire for Aryan men living in the middle of nowhere.  

Here is a film depicting a real life abduction and anal probing but without the anal probing:



Notice how small and Asian-like are the Greys.

Is there a Reptilian connection?  As of now deformed Asian midgets and Reptilians have kept their distance from each other but no one knows what these emotionless and excellent mathematicians are thinking...

                                                                     Asian

                                                          Deformed Asian Midget

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Of Douchebags and Tattoos

I spend much time around twenty-somethings because I don’t want to bang women my own age.  During my attempts at getting laid in hipster bars where twenty-somethings gather I discovered a truth: the vast majority of them have tattoos.  At first I believed it was part of the reptilian conspiracy.  I suspected tattoos were the ‘mark of the beast.’  A way for reptilians to spot each other easily in public. I was wrong.  With some exceptions a tattoo is the mark of the douchebag. 

Douchebags take what was once cool and ruin it.  The flaw of the tattooed douchebag is assuming what is popular is cool when in reality the opposite is true.  What is popular is never cool.  Being cool now is not having a tattoo unless you belong to a small subculture of masculine awesomeness.

Military men, convicts, hardcore musicians and their fans ink themselves proudly to indicate their allegiance to a masculine subculture.  There is nothing masculine about a whiny hipster douche sporting a Mandarin character on his frail arm. Unlike most fads this has nothing to do with the Jewish-Reptilian-Homosexual-Canadian conspiracy.  Unfortunately the fad is a consequence of our own human foibles.  A tattoo is a commitment.  It should note your undying loyalty to a sub-cultural ethos.  It shouldn’t be a way to shout to the world how much of a lame douchebag you are.

Ironically women can’t be douchebags.  Only someone who was born with Aryan value but cheapen themselves can be a douchebag.  A woman’s value is dependent on what the Aryan man decides upon.  A tattoo on a woman is the equivalent of a sales tag.  The more tattoos the less value.

The many faces of douchebags...

Get it?  Gut... beer... beer gut... douchebag.

Mr. Douchebag

Two douchebags sharing a douchebag moment.

I said tattoos are cool in a masculine sub-culture.

When tattoos don't make you a douchebag....

Maori culture is hardcore.
Former Marines = hardcore


Tramp Stamp = easily accessible

"You are officially our play thing."

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

The Death of the Alpha Male Part 1 of 276

Every generation is defined by a struggle of wills that could aptly be viewed as good versus evil.  Whether a generation leaves a positive or negative imprint on human culture is dependent on whether the good can hold the line against the waves of evil combatants led by General Jew and then successfully counter attack.  For generations what was objectively good in the world was able to stand strong against a large nose, physically frail opponent.  The Jew could only mumble his resistance and influence only the weakest of Aryans to do their bidding.  How quickly times have changed.  Like a tick on our balls the Jew sucks away at our life blood gradually until we feel too weak from the disease to hold the line.  We are now aware of the Jewish-Reptilian-Homosexual-Canadian conspiracy against the American male but few know of  how the Jew was able to weaken the American to its current state of apathy, cowardice, and effeminate gheyness.

After generations of butting their awkwardly shaped heads against the wall of Aryan manhood they have breached the wall.  In a different era the Jewish-Reptilian-Homosexual-Canadian planned invasion would be unthinkable.  The Jew is arrogant but he is no fool.  He is also clever.  Clever in a very Reptilian homosexual Canadian type way.  While we toiled these past decades he slowly chipped away at our wall of masculinity.  Many nails were hammered into our coffin before the final nail, the northern invasion, was slowly but gradually developing.

This was once you... once upon a time....



But now... this is you...


And eventually... this.... will be you....



Now that I no longer have a girlfriend I'll be spending more time masturbating and consequently sharpening my insights on the problems facing humanity and perhaps, yes... perhaps, countering these problems with solutions.  Perhaps I'll have a final solution to the world's problem.  


Saturday, January 21, 2012

Hot Aryan Women Band Promote Lesbianism for Jewish-Reptilians

This is an excellent example of Jewish-Reptilian use of attractive Aryan women to promote bad mating habits.



Lets take a deeper look at the lyrics, shall we?

Katy:
Should I call Johnny?
What else to do?
Alone on a Saturday night

Cassie:
Let me tell you one rule
I always live by

Katy:
Cassie, you're always right

You've got to take it as it comes
You'll never get a guy, now
If you chase a guy down
You'll never get a guy
If your heart always tells you what to do
You've gotta think with your head, girl
Not with your heart
If you ever want a love so true
Oh girl, take my advice, take it as it comes


Cassie is giving bad advice.  Katy should not only call Johnny, she must also tell him how naughty she has been and that her oral fixation is driving her insane.  She must also place emphasis on how Johnny is the only man she can turn to for a righteous spanking or otherwise he'll hang up.  Johnny doesn't have time to waste with a woman who doesn't understand him.  Cassie will appear correct on the surface when he blows Katy off.  That's why references to oral sexual pleasure is a must when calling him along with a hard spanking, Katy. Don't hold back your naughtiness.

Katy:
But if I don’t call him now
What if he ends up in a date with another girl?

Cassie:
Well let me tell you
To find true love, you gotta first look like yourself



Is she even listening to what Katy's saying?  Johnny is like me, a ManGod, and he's totally going to be banging other chicks if Katy doesn't call.

She's really fucking Katy's shit up royally.

Katy:
Johnny's not picking up
I gotta make him see
If I show up at his house he'll fall in love with me

Cassie:
You gotta be strong girl don’t bring yourself down

 
Katy:
But he's the only boy I want around

Damn... Katy is... creepy but creepy is okay if you're not fat and reasonably attractive.

There is no .... I can’t get … you gotta take it as it comes you will never gonna find out …
You will never get it by If your heart always tells you what to do
You gotta think with your mind not with your heart
If you wanna someone true
.. my advice take it as comes
You will never get it by If your heart always tells you what to do
You gotta think with your mind not with your heart
If you wanna someone true
.. my advice take it as comes

LINK

It's obvious Cassie wants to be all up in Katy's vagina.  Otherwise she wouldn't be giving such horrible advice.

Young impressionable girls will listen to this song and walk away thinking their suspected lesbian friend who gives them advice on what to do with the opposite sex is looking out for them... but they're not.  This is how straight Aryan woman become lesbians.  It starts with, "I'm looking out for you, girl.  I don't want to see you get hurt" but ends with a muff diving expedition during a slumber party.  She'll slowly chip away at your true sexuality, Katy!

It should be noted, however, if they get all bi-sexual with Johnny we're all good.  But I don't trust the Jewish-Reptilians.  They might toss a strap on as the ace up their sleeve.  What started out as Johnny showing his masculine power ends with Cassie taking his masculinity from him by force.  Even worse is Katy watching Johnny being dominated by the lesbo that has eyes only for her.  She will feel attracted to Cassie's dominance and repulsed by Johnny's weakness.    


To avoid the Jewish-Reptillian agenda have your daughters listen to good Aryan music raging against the evil alliance.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Jews Ruin Family Reunion: Softball game not to be rescheduled

Please excuse my absence.  Mother unfortunately was mauled by a polar bear at the Central Park Zoo during a family reunion.  Why mother hopped over the rail to swim into the jaws of death can only be explained by the Jewish-Reptilian-Homosexual-Canadian forces of evil slipping her LSD in hopes of causing me to be too emotionally devastated to fight further against their wicked agenda. 

They underestimate me.

Mother would want me to push forward by using the substantial life insurance in her name to reveal the evil lurking under every yamaka. If she understood how the world really worked while she lived the word “crazy” would be replaced by courage and “disappointment” with hero.  She left us too early.  Unfortunately the family reunion also ended early.  I was looking forward to the softball game.

I dedicate a poem to the woman who carried me in her tummy for 7 months.  She didn't understand my sacred mission but I know Jesus, Elohim, and Joseph Smith are explaining it to her in a way I couldn't in Valhalla.

 No Softball Until Next Year

By ManGod

There is no softball this year
Mother is gone
There is no softball this year
Jews took mother away
There is no softball this year
Mother was fed to the polar bear
There is no softball this year
Uncle Walter isn’t drunk at first base
Cousin Bobby isn’t wearing a jock strap inside out for giggles
Aunt Mina isn’t calling strikes that are balls
Cousin Paula isn’t rolling her eyes at shortstop calling everything ‘ghey’
There is no softball today
The Jews took mother away






RIP Yolanda Marie De Castro-Schicklgruber

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

How to Punish Your Bitchy ex-Girlfriend

The Big Picture: the only reason hot, submissive girlfriends turn into bitchy ex-girlfriends

As someone who is never wrong I find it disconcerting when a woman decides, or most likely her girlfriends decide for her, she no longer wants to be in a relationship with me.  It’s clear she doesn’t understand the role nature has given her and the consequences for not accepting this role.  The obvious consequence being impregnation by an inferior male.  This unfortunate situation was not known during the Golden Era of Manhood.  It was an era that began with God breathing life into his greatest creation, man. Unaware of his own greatness God took pity on man and made from mud women as a sad comparison to man’s greatness.  Now knowing his true worth man ruled over the globe, while women satisfied his every need.  The age came to a halt during the women’s “liberation movement” in the 1960s.  Women of a submissive and gentler nature had their minds twisted and turned by the culmination of dyke literature.  The feeble brain of our female species could not grasp the intent of the women’s “liberation movement” was to allow dykes access to higher quality vagina.  At the beginning of the onslaught the masculinity of the Aryan man kept the dykes at bay.  Their world was limited to their unattractive breed.  In alliance with the “people who shall not be named,” or otherwise known as the Jews, the dykes began picking up ground and finally with the Jewish owned entertainment industry women were ironically subject to effeminate men as the model of masculinity (please see David Bowie).  The turning of the clock is an impossibility until the feminizing Jewish media culture is crushed by Aryan purchasing power.  As the Wu-Tang says, “Money rules everything around me.” You, good sir, have the power.  You simply need the will to power.

The Small Picture: Regaining your balls

Fighting off the Jewish-Reptilian onslaught on American culture is a difficult process that certainly will end in failure unless you are able to fight smaller personal battles effectively.  A culture warrior with a weak heart will fail on the front lines.  One of the most common causes of failure is being a pussy.  Being a pussy is a consequence of having a heartless bitch pwn you and not being man enough to take your balls back.

Here are few ways you can regain your balls by punishing the heartless demon woman.
 


Choice of Punishment: No man wants you (also known as my new girlfriend is hotter than you)

First Step: Nice profile pic

Despite your former girlfriend being the one to break off ties she will feel lost in a world of sleazy club and barhopping men looking to penetrate her.  This sense of loss will last as long as your manly essence stays in her system causing her to be in a state of depression for as long as your essence, which, depending on the power of your essence, may last from two weeks to two months.  Amanda will feel more annoyed than usual at the jackals that surround her.  

Her less attractive friends will suggest she join a free online dating website as they did.  They’ll go on about how it did wonders for them.  Having their most attractive friend join their ranks in virtual dating is a boost to their own egos at first.  Misery loves company.  Their malicious pleasure will not last long.  They’ll be even more miserable when their attractive friend is collecting messages from what appears to be high quality men, while they‘re inundated with messages by inferior men.  What first appeared to be an ego booster for her fugly friends is now the nails being hammered into their coffin, sealing their self esteem for an eternity of bitterness and vibrator abuse.  As much as their suffering puts a smile on your face the best is yet to come.

It shouldn’t be difficult to find your ex-girlfriend on a dating website.  You know her location, age, height, and interests.  What may be somewhat time consuming is creating a profile for various dating websites to view.  I suggest you sign up for paying websites in case the bitch is willing to shell out money.

Once you find her (and you certainly will) it won’t matter whether your essence is out of her system.  She may be inundated by what appears to be high quality men but each one is abnormal in some way.  You must move quickly before she becomes discouraged by all the creeps and deletes her account.  Create a profile that she would drool over.  You know what she likes and what she doesn’t like.  Find photos of a man online you know she‘ll find attractive.  You can take them from other dating websites.  The messaging back and forth should be easy; you know exactly what to tell her.  Schedule a date at an expensive restaurant and you’re set for the next step.

Second Step: One large breasted model, please

Call an escort service asking for a woman of a similar age as your ex-girlfriend.  Keep Amanda’s insecurities in mind.  For example, if she was always complaining about her ass then ask for a escort with a shapely ass.  Emphasize you want her dressed casually; jeans, blouse, etc.

Note: do not get “ethnic.”  A Black woman would not create any jealousy, which is your intent.  Asian women have low standards in White men.  You want to show you’re desired by better women than Amanda.  Latin women will have sex with anyone.  Foreign women would be find in other situations but because of her stunning good looks “escort” may be written across her face.  Keep it White and keep it American.  


Third Step:  Eyes wide shut

Have a friend stationed across the street from the fancy restaurant waiting for her to storm out once she loses her patience waiting for her date.  At this point your friend will call her cell phone.  He will apologize for the wait and say he’ll be at the restaurant in five minutes.  She may or may not wait.  If she does then I hope you enjoy the laugh.  If she doesn’t, don’t worry about it.  The best is soon to come.  Your friend will let you know in which direction her damaged ego is walking. 

Fourth Step: Have you met my new hot girlfriend, you soul sucking bitch?

This is the “money shot” you’ve been waiting for, my fellow culture warrior.  Amanda is feeling vulnerable.  She doesn’t believe the night can get any worse but now here you come with your sexy new girlfriend.  Your new squeeze nestles in close to your chest and you have a big smile on your face.  That smile stretches ear to ear when you “by chance” come across your former girlfriend.  She spends the first few seconds looking at your new lady friend from top the bottom and her feeling of self worth plummets to a new low.  She just got stood up.  You’re doing fine without her.  Not expecting to come across you and your happy go lucky awesomeness she won’t be prepared to put on a false front.  Watch her face closely for pure enjoyment.  You’ll be able to see Amanda’s soul break.

Feel better?

Choice of Punishment: Tale of the Tape

First Step:  Omnipresence

Before the start of your relationship you should keep your place bugged.  This will allow you to have on tape what she thinks of others while not breaking any state or federal laws (warning #1: you must be present during the recording).  You can save a great deal of time by drawing information from her at your place about friends, co-workers, and boss.  After a night where you totally rocked her world both sexually and philosophically, you step out into the other room and transfer those key moments of gossip to another tape, while ignoring her usual gibberish about aspirations of being a famous sculptor, which she never shuts up about.

Second Step:  The dragon of vengeance has a hundred heads

Once you’ve created your “Amanda’s Bitching about Friends, Family, and Co-workers” you are ready to move to the next step.   Make a new tape for each of the above mentioned and mail it. 

No need to worry about repercussions.  Nothing she says will be completely accepted as truth by former friends, angry family members, and pissed off co-workers. 

Third Step: Laughter is the thumb pressing against her wound

Make a tape of you laughing and send it to your ex-girlfriend.  She won‘t listen for longer than a few seconds before destroying the tape the way you destroyed her life but a few seconds of your mocking laughter will live on in her subconscious forever.

I just had an orgasm just thinking about it.