Here is the truth with not one bit of dramatic superficiality: the Greys are deformed Asian midgets in space suits.
Take a moment to ask yourself if you have ever seen a deformed Asian midget. You haven’t.
Asians are not natural to our dimension. They come from a world where everything is slanted and cheaply made. Despite being naturally inferior to the Aryan man they stumbled upon technology that allows them to shift dimensions. They have been sending members of their Earth to our own for generations. It’s why despite having a weak sexual drive there are so many Asians.
In their dimension deformed Asian midgets dominate the political landscape. They watch over their kindred spirits in dimension hopping space ships. Rarely ever do they partake in our activities on Earth… until now. In the last century they began anally probing Aryan men who live in the middle of nowhere. There is reason behind their perverted behavior. Now that we can travel across the globe more easily the Aryan has more opportunities to impressed the Asian female with his masculinity to the disadvantage of the effeminate Asian male. This has caused their Asian midget over lords to, as they say, “chimp out.” The consequences have been dire for Aryan men living in the middle of nowhere.
Here is a film depicting a real life abduction and anal probing but without the anal probing:
Notice how small and Asian-like are the Greys.
Is there a Reptilian connection? As of now deformed Asian midgets and Reptilians have kept their distance from each other but no one knows what these emotionless and excellent mathematicians are thinking...
